So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS.
Guess who’s back, back again… Elo’s back, tell a friend.
I just reached 12K followers, and I want to celebrate it with you, sweeties. Because you deserve more than a hug.
This giveaway contains:
★ The new Catching Fire inspired mockingjay pin. The Odds Will Be Deffo On Your Favor. (x)
★ A Timelord pocket watch. Time will be in your hands.
★ A brand new Supernatural T-Shirt. (Don’t worry sweeties, the size won’t be a problem)
★ A signed picture of Tom Hiddleston. HIS FUCKING HANDSOME BRITISH HANDS TOUCHED IT.
★ A Tardis stainless Lunch Box. Bigger on the inside, yo. (x)
★ A Gryffinclaw scarf. ‘Cause loving just one house is way too mainstream.
★ The new collection of The Avengers Colognes, including Loki’s; Mischief. (x)
✰ Cap’s: Patriot. May contain freedom.
✰ Tony’s: Mark VII.Stand up to sonsofabitch.
✰ Hulk’s: SMASH!Forget science. Smash things.
✰ Thor’s: Worthy. Feel like a demigod.
✰ Loki’s: Mischief. Will you kneel before it?
✰ Nick Fury’s: Infinity formula. RULE ‘EM ALL.
✰ Widow’s: F.S.R.E. Just like in Budapest.
★ Rules & Requirements:
✰ You’re not Tom Hiddles, so you must be following me, at least until the giveaway ends.
✰ If you have any question, leave it here <3.
✰ I ship absolutely everywhere, including Narnia, Asgard and Hogwarts.
✰ Likes count.
✰ If the winner does not appear after 48 hours, I’ll choose another.
✰ I’ll choose a winner December the 24th.
★ May the gods be ever in you favor!
✰PLUS: If this gets 35K, I’ll add my precious Gryffindor robe.✰ UPDATE: Now that you have finally reached 35K, I propose you something; reach 50K and I’ll add my Katniss & Peeta pillows and 6 Fandom - Inspired Nail Polish Bottles. (IDK, just tell me your faves and I’ll buy them!) Packs count too! <3 (Superwhoavengelock, Team Free Will, The Golden Trio…)
✰ UPDATE 2.0: After reading all your requests, I’ve finally made up my mind. These are the chosen items that will be added when you all reach 86K:
★ A Samulet.
fellow english brethren, i bring news of freddo prices. in tesco they do packs of six for 75p. that’s 12.5pence per freddo. to think you could have bought 6 singular freddos for £1.20 had i not brought you this information. seventy-five pence. incredible
GOD BLESS YOU HERALD
SOMEBODY KNIGHT THIS GOOD SIR GODSPEED
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
|January :||Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.|
|December :||I'm so sick of watching the minutes pass as I go nowhere.|
Doctor. Look at this. Why is it smiling?
#it’s smiling because LOOK AT THE VIEW IT HAS DOCTOR #jesus you’d be smiling too #look at that cleavage okay #the real reason the statue of liberty tromped across the harbour was totes because it heard about River’s impressive rack (via areyoumarriedriver)
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about